Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Contents not suitable for weak stomachs. Viewer Discretion is Advised.

So, today being my third day no longer an employee of Canadian Tire I decided to go for a walk. There is this movie I need to return. So, I decide to put on my brand new kicks and test them out. I mean, it's only a few blocks away. So, I go and return it, then I think...why not go get my hair cut! What a wonderful idea.


So, I walk down Pembina looking for a place to get a new do. I walk and walk and walk. Then I see Ultracut! I go in and find a women with horrible hair and a rude attitude. I leave. I keep walking and walking. Then I spot European Hair Design. Then I think, "They will make me look like Amy Winehouse" and I continue walking.


Finally, I find Singletons and decide this is where I will get my hair cut. I walk in, get my hair cut by a women with equally bad hair as the first, and walk out with a trim...not what I wanted but I was to scared to let her cut more off.


So, I start my trek back. Half way there I am thinking "Food, food, foooood!" And then I realize I haven't eaten all day and it is almost two o'clock! This is insane. I start randomly chatting out loud to myself. Chatting "Food" over and over. And starting to limp.


By the time I get home I almost need crutches! I look down at my foot and see this....






Beautiful I know. So, that is my interesting tale of the day. I hope you enjoy the picture on my massive blister.


Oh, and remember...do not walk 5 1/2 miles in brand new shoes.


Over and out.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ew! I just threw up a little in my mouth!

+aimee+ said...

EUW!
that is so gross. imagine agustise flavored chocolate. euw..
:D
later geter