Friday, January 16, 2009
Get Rich Quick?
We are starting a cat ranch with 100,000 cats. Each cat will average 12 kittens a year. The cat skins will sell for 30c each. One hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a day - we figure a daily net profit of over $1,000. Now what shall we feed the cat's? We will start a rat ranch next door with 1,000,000 rats. The rats will breed 12 times faster than the cats. So, we will have four rats to feed each day to each cat. Now what shall we feed the rats? We will feed the rats the carcasses of the cats after they have been skinned. Now get this! We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the skins for nothing.
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5 comments:
that is actually brilliant!
K...that is strange. How did you come up with that?! It made me smile! Love you!
That is pretty much the most funniest thing I've ever read! Brilliant plan...it's sure to work! Count me in :)
If you can find a buyer for the cat pelts then this might actually be crazy enough to work...
That was . . . inspired. Do you need investors?
P.S. Did that seriously come out of your mind? Amazing.
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