Created By: Aaryn and Janette
Inspired By: The Letter "P"
I am Janette I do not like this game called English. I will pay Aaryn 100$ to type me a paper on nothing, just like this one, Aaryn is talented and can't spell. I think that this math online thing is gay. I LOVE people who hate math. I think that is paper is just as gay as the game and English combined! I do not want to go to work and I do not want to go to sleep tonight I want to take Aaryn to Paris and eat pizza. I want to do this because they both start with the letter P and right now I have to go Pee. Then I think that I have to go Pee NOW! Because if I don't I will make a hug mess and it will make me smell even worse than math and English combined on a really hot day when the air conditioner is not turned on because our school is to cheap to fix it. Instead we will all go home and eat yogurt. But since it is so hot and the air conditioning is not working, out yogurt will turn bad and we will end up eating bananas with barbecue sauce. You know know how bored we are and that is because our stupid school got stupid cheap high speed. And without good high speed, out life would not be as exciting because we would not be able to learn about the letter P and then we would not be able to go to Paris and eat pizza because they both start with the letter P. Speaking of the letter P I think I need to use the porcelain toilet.
All of the above information reminds me of the letter B. This is because Aaryn is a bum. And needs to relieve her bum on the brand new porcelain toilet. I am really craving some candy so I plan to go home and eat candy till I throw up in the porcelain toilet. But I can't because I have to work at the "Crap" so I cannot because I need money to money to take Aaryn to Paris and eat pizza. I do this because Aaryn is such an craptastic friend.
3 comments:
wowowowwow YOU ARE CRAZY! do you know that? you need to get more sleep. or take some time off work.i dunno something. something that will bring your sanity back, first you forget me at school and now this, janette im getting worried. hey that was a good youth eh? it was great. everyone that didn't go missed out. i want msn to work. real bad.its quite unfortunate, anyway im going to go watch celine dion on tv. byes! ( i love celine dion!!!) lol love you byes
(+Aimee+)
WOW
you must be related to me...
-kris
Celine Dion was on TV?!? How come you didn't tell me?! I can't believe this!!! haha
Good post Janette! I was looking forward to reading it and it was even better than I expected! You make me smile! I love you!
PS-You ready to have a C.F. movie night?!? I can't wait!
Oh, and I avoided a meltdown last night after we talked but barely...thanks for calling!!
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