A Contadictory Day

Much to my dismay, I found out that the hot Australian man is not really Australian. But the weird thing is that no one seems to one what he is....other than a tomato man that is. But everyone seems to know that he is NOT Australian. I like to think that he still is...I mean, how can one here those beautiful words with such a charming accent and not think is Australian. The words are still lingering in the air, "I'll talk to you later." With that....okay fine I'll stop. For a while. But there is some more bittersweet news to fill you in on. Apparently, I missed the "perfect man". Everyone one of my female co-workers said that he was the most beautiful looking man they had ever seen. And they have seen their share of men...trust me! Most of the ones that saw him were over 50. Like Colleen...but she did have one complaint....his butt was a little too small. But I think that with an otherwise perfect body...one can look over the fact that he has a little less fat tissue on his rear end. But I must say that I was very, very disappointed to miss him. And he was just passing through so I doubt I will get to see him. Now I will regale to you the mood of my day. It is quite contradictory but perhaps you will find it amusing....or not, I actually don't know what I am trying to say. Did you know that regale means to entertain with choice food or drink? So I guess that I am not regaling to you but I am going to wow you with my choice of verbs. Wow, I am getting a little sidetracked. But that's not very unusual is it. Today was a day a great controversy with me. I was not in any particular mood, not happy, sad, mad, or anything else that fits into that category. But I smiled and laughed all day, but I also complained ALL day, to everyone, all the time, to anyone....you get the point right? I hope so....it is quite clear. I was in a contradictory mood. I don't really think that that is a word but let's pretend it is. I was also rather impulsive...throwing gum around for no reason other than throwing gum. I yelled really loud while on my lunch break for no other reason that yelling loud. I had a laughing fit about something that wasn't even remotely funny. Over all, it was a pretty good day. Now it is your turn to tell me about your day....using entertaining verbs!